here is page one from Will Braden's blog: http://www.willbraden.com/cat_haiku.html
feet under covers
are my mortal enemies
your toes are my foes
there is an idiom
something is “the cat’s meow”
it means it’s awesome
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
love is a strange thing
does love sleep in your laundry?
yes, I think it does
yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna
when you pet me wrong
backwards, so my fur sticks up
I kinda hate you
Princess Tinkerbell?
you let that dumb kid name me?
first off, I’m a dude
from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck
the dad’s beard trimmer
a wild look in the kid’s eyes
this will end badly
check out the link at the top for more
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