Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Cat Haikus
here is page one from Will Braden's blog: http://www.willbraden.com/cat_haiku.html
feet under covers
are my mortal enemies
your toes are my foes
there is an idiom
something is “the cat’s meow”
it means it’s awesome
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
love is a strange thing
does love sleep in your laundry?
yes, I think it does
yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna
when you pet me wrong
backwards, so my fur sticks up
I kinda hate you
Princess Tinkerbell?
you let that dumb kid name me?
first off, I’m a dude
from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck
the dad’s beard trimmer
a wild look in the kid’s eyes
this will end badly
check out the link at the top for more
feet under covers
are my mortal enemies
your toes are my foes
there is an idiom
something is “the cat’s meow”
it means it’s awesome
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
love is a strange thing
does love sleep in your laundry?
yes, I think it does
yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna
when you pet me wrong
backwards, so my fur sticks up
I kinda hate you
Princess Tinkerbell?
you let that dumb kid name me?
first off, I’m a dude
from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck
the dad’s beard trimmer
a wild look in the kid’s eyes
this will end badly
check out the link at the top for more
Titanic discovery a navy cover story!
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article914855.ece
ill believe it.
ill believe it.
Did You Know?
http://www.wearechange.org/2008/11/cool-facts.html
cant find the code to embed, but a must see. i leanred a lot at least
cant find the code to embed, but a must see. i leanred a lot at least
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