Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Cat Haikus
here is page one from Will Braden's blog: http://www.willbraden.com/cat_haiku.html
feet under covers
are my mortal enemies
your toes are my foes
there is an idiom
something is “the cat’s meow”
it means it’s awesome
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
love is a strange thing
does love sleep in your laundry?
yes, I think it does
yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna
when you pet me wrong
backwards, so my fur sticks up
I kinda hate you
Princess Tinkerbell?
you let that dumb kid name me?
first off, I’m a dude
from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck
the dad’s beard trimmer
a wild look in the kid’s eyes
this will end badly
check out the link at the top for more
feet under covers
are my mortal enemies
your toes are my foes
there is an idiom
something is “the cat’s meow”
it means it’s awesome
oh, I scratched the couch
does that upset you? you mad?
you had me neutered
I love to eat grass
though it makes me sick each time
like you and vodka
love is a strange thing
does love sleep in your laundry?
yes, I think it does
yes, I have nine lives
and I’m spending one with you
thank me with tuna
when you pet me wrong
backwards, so my fur sticks up
I kinda hate you
Princess Tinkerbell?
you let that dumb kid name me?
first off, I’m a dude
from high on my perch
I rule over all below
also, I’m stuck
the dad’s beard trimmer
a wild look in the kid’s eyes
this will end badly
check out the link at the top for more
Titanic discovery a navy cover story!
http://www.tampabay.com/news/humaninterest/article914855.ece
ill believe it.
ill believe it.
Did You Know?
http://www.wearechange.org/2008/11/cool-facts.html
cant find the code to embed, but a must see. i leanred a lot at least
cant find the code to embed, but a must see. i leanred a lot at least
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Friday, August 29, 2008
Thursday, August 7, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Blank does it blank
http://www.dkgoodman.com/doita-f.html
huge compendium of they do it with one liners. its funny filled with bad jokes and in alphebital order
huge compendium of they do it with one liners. its funny filled with bad jokes and in alphebital order
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Quantum sleeper
so for those out there who are paranoid when u sleep, look no farther! the most rediculous invention to hit the bedroom since a condom dispenser has arrived, and it doubles as a toilet as well....
http://www.qsleeper.com/
take alook and read all the specs. id buy one if i thought the boogie man was after me with biological weapons.
http://www.qsleeper.com/
take alook and read all the specs. id buy one if i thought the boogie man was after me with biological weapons.
The Scientists Prayer
“Lord, grant that my work increase knowledge and help other men.
“Failing that, Lord, grant that it will not lead to man’s destruction.
“Failing that, Lord, grant that my article in Brain be published before the destruction takes place.”
-Walker Percy
“Failing that, Lord, grant that it will not lead to man’s destruction.
“Failing that, Lord, grant that my article in Brain be published before the destruction takes place.”
-Walker Percy
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